"Tape Your Pee Hole" Lake Of The Ozarks Warning T-Shirt

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It’s not a warning — it’s survival advice. The “Tape Your Pee Hole” tee is Lake of the Ozarks humor at its finest. Inspired by those infamous lake water jokes, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who’s brave enough to swim, bold enough to laugh, and local enough to get it.

Why it’s the talk of the dock:

• ✔️ Soft, breathable cotton blend that’s perfect for hot lake days
• ✔️ Relaxed unisex fit made for swimmers, boaters, and brave souls
• ✔️ High-quality print that holds up to sun, splash, and laughter
• ✔️ Designed for Lake of the Ozarks locals with a wicked sense of humor

Tape Your Pee Hole isn’t just a shirt — it’s a badge of honor for anyone who’s lived the real LOZ experience. Gift it, wear it, and keep the legend alive (safely).