You Have Died of E. coli – Dark Humor Lake of the Ozarks T-Shirt

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Lake life isn’t always clean — but it’s always worth it. The “You Have Died of E. Coli” tee brings retro vibes and dark humor to life at the lake. A nod to classic gaming (you know the one) and an inside joke only true LOZ regulars will understand, this shirt is equal parts hilarious and brutally honest.

Why it kills (figuratively):

• ✔️ Soft, breathable cotton blend that won’t irritate your *mild* rash
• ✔️ Unisex fit perfect for brave swimmers, boaters, and dark humor fans
• ✔️ Vintage-style print built to survive lake days and skeptical tourists
• ✔️ Designed for Lake of the Ozarks locals who laugh through the risk

You Have Died of E. Coli isn’t for everyone — but that’s the point. Wear it proudly, start conversations, and let ‘em know you’re a true LOZ savage.